Stuart Thompson

Stuart Thompson is a stand-up comic based in San Francisco. He currently attends UC Berkeley, where he studies ideas that don't matter. For booking, contact me at stuartbthompson@gmail.com.




I uploaded a @YouTube video http://t.co/EGOw6CL8 Stuart Thompson at Cobb’s Comedy Club



Wait, where’d he get a battle-ax? Oh, I’m sorry. I asked a question about Transformers 3. #mentallapse #pleasehelp

The Texas Rangers are becoming the Dutch National Team of baseball. #onemoreworldseriesloss



This movie is America. #pleasehelp #weareinneed



Had a great time @CobbsComedyClub. Thanks to Molly for having me. Well done to all the comics on the show!



Trying to decide where to develop as a comic: SF or L.A. #decisiontime #suggestionswelcome



Is it me, or does Albert Pujols look like a funnier version of Sinbad? #worldseries



Come see me @CobbsComedyClub this Wednesday at 8! The show’s FREE if you tell them you’re there to me at the door!

Just became a virtual seismologist! My life is on the up and up! #pleasehelp



Off to #gameday with the #CalBand. Let’s crush the Utes, Bears! #WhatsAUteAnyway