Stuart Thompson

I uploaded a @YouTube video http://t.co/EGOw6CL8 Stuart Thompson at Cobb’s Comedy Club

Fri, 04 Nov 2011 22:11:42 -0700

I uploaded a @YouTube video http://t.co/EGOw6CL8 Stuart Thompson at Cobb’s Comedy Club

Wait, where’d he get a battle-ax? Oh, I’m sorry. I asked a question about Transformers...

Sun, 30 Oct 2011 14:00:06 -0700

Wait, where’d he get a battle-ax? Oh, I’m sorry. I asked a question about Transformers 3. #mentallapse #pleasehelp

The Texas Rangers are becoming the Dutch National Team of baseball. #onemoreworldseriesloss

Sun, 30 Oct 2011 00:12:22 -0700

The Texas Rangers are becoming the Dutch National Team of baseball. #onemoreworldseriesloss

This movie is America. #pleasehelp #weareinneed

Sat, 29 Oct 2011 11:13:20 -0700

This movie is America. #pleasehelp #weareinneed

Had a great time @CobbsComedyClub. Thanks to Molly for having me. Well done to all the comics on the...

Thu, 27 Oct 2011 04:08:22 -0700

Had a great time @CobbsComedyClub. Thanks to Molly for having me. Well done to all the comics on the show!

Trying to decide where to develop as a comic: SF or L.A. #decisiontime #suggestionswelcome

Wed, 26 Oct 2011 14:50:48 -0700

Trying to decide where to develop as a comic: SF or L.A. #decisiontime #suggestionswelcome

Is it me, or does Albert Pujols look like a funnier version of Sinbad? #worldseries

Tue, 25 Oct 2011 11:31:53 -0700

Is it me, or does Albert Pujols look like a funnier version of Sinbad? #worldseries

Come see me @CobbsComedyClub this Wednesday at 8! The show’s FREE if you tell them...

Mon, 24 Oct 2011 21:56:01 -0700

Come see me @CobbsComedyClub this Wednesday at 8! The show’s FREE if you tell them you’re there to me at the door!

Just became a virtual seismologist! My life is on the up and up! #pleasehelp

Mon, 24 Oct 2011 08:47:59 -0700

Just became a virtual seismologist! My life is on the up and up! #pleasehelp

Off to #gameday with the #CalBand. Let’s crush the Utes, Bears! #WhatsAUteAnyway

Sun, 23 Oct 2011 07:08:38 -0700

Off to #gameday with the #CalBand. Let’s crush the Utes, Bears! #WhatsAUteAnyway

Best ad for MUNI in SF! #YouCanDoItOnTheBus

Sat, 22 Oct 2011 17:58:20 -0700

Best ad for MUNI in SF! #YouCanDoItOnTheBus

I’ll be at Masses in Walnut Creek tonight at 9 with headliner Dave DeLuca! @OJPATTERSON...

Thu, 20 Oct 2011 01:42:16 -0700

I’ll be at Masses in Walnut Creek tonight at 9 with headliner Dave DeLuca! @OJPATTERSON @GregAsdourian @amymiller Free show!

Come see me open for @natogreen with my friend @OJPATTERSON tonight at 9 at #Kimos!...

Tue, 18 Oct 2011 11:25:35 -0700

Come see me open for @natogreen with my friend @OJPATTERSON tonight at 9 at #Kimos! http://t.co/V1PLiXK6

Very excited for Gabourey Sidibe’s 2nd comedy Tower Heist.

Mon, 17 Oct 2011 21:38:57 -0700

Very excited for Gabourey Sidibe’s 2nd comedy Tower Heist.

I’ll be opening for the hilarious & poignant @natogreen with my friend @OJPATTERSON...

Mon, 17 Oct 2011 07:17:49 -0700

I’ll be opening for the hilarious & poignant @natogreen with my friend @OJPATTERSON tomorrow night at #Kimos at 9PM. It’ll be a great show!

Go Bears! Beat the Trojans! #gameday

Thu, 13 Oct 2011 21:18:56 -0700

Go Bears! Beat the Trojans! #gameday

Now the #bros have a guitar & are trying to woo girls out of their sororities. I suddenly feel...

Thu, 13 Oct 2011 08:29:57 -0700

Now the #bros have a guitar & are trying to woo girls out of their sororities. I suddenly feel like #AdmiralAkbar. Aah! Ladies! #itsatrap!

Moving on in the #battleofthebay competition! Keep an eye out for my upcoming dates at the SJ...

Tue, 11 Oct 2011 16:56:44 -0700

Moving on in the #battleofthebay competition! Keep an eye out for my upcoming dates at the SJ Improv, as well as the Purple Onion & Kimo’s!

#mumps outbreak at #Cal has sent it thru a time warp to the 1800’s. Congrats on the Nobel...

Tue, 11 Oct 2011 03:44:07 -0700

#mumps outbreak at #Cal has sent it thru a time warp to the 1800’s. Congrats on the Nobel prizes. Oh, wait. You don’t have them. It’s 1809.

Got on at the @punchlinesf tonight. Wasn’t horrible. #milestone Doing Battle of the Bay at the...

Mon, 10 Oct 2011 14:26:48 -0700

Got on at the @punchlinesf tonight. Wasn’t horrible. #milestone Doing Battle of the Bay at the SJ Improv tomorrow night at 8. Come through!